Hey all, got your charts and joke here.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

-James

1. Raveonettes - Lust Lust Lust (Vice)
2. Why? - Alopecia (Anticon)
3. Dodos - Visiter (FrenchKiss)
4. Del the Funky Homosapien - 11th Hour (Definitive Jux)
5. Crystal Castles - S/T (Last Gang)
6. She & Him - Volume One (Merge)
7. The Kills - Midnight Boom (Domino)
8. Hot Chip - Made In The Dark (DFA/Astralwerks)
9. Elf Power - In A Cave (Rykodisc)
10. Lupe Fiasco - The Cool (Atlantic)
11. Nick Lowe - Jesus of Cool (Yep Roc)
12. Vermillion Lies - What’s In the Box? (BMI)
13. Beach House - Devotion (Carpark)
14. Autechre - Quaristice (Warp)
15. Edmund Welles - Tooth & Claw (Zeroth Law)
16. Bauhaus - Go Away White (S/R)
17. Uptones - Skankin’ Foolz Unite! (Fun Fun Fun)
18. Man Man - Rabbit Habits (Anti-)
19. Wu-Tang Clan - 8 Diagrams (SRC)
20. Apples in Stereo - Electronic Projects for Musicians (Yep Roc)
21. Drive by Truckers - Brighter Than Creation’s Dark (New West)
22. Atlas Sound - Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel (Kranky)
23. Magnetic Fields - Distortion (Nonesuch)
24. Big Sleep - Sleep Forever (French Kiss)
25. Various Artists - DISCO NOT DISCO VOL. 3 (Strut)
26. Lee "Scratch" Perry - Chicken Scratch Deluxe Edition (Heart Beat)
27. Various Artists - BIPPP: FRENCH SYNTH WAVE 1979-85 (Everloving Inc. )
28. Danny Schmidt - Little Grey Sheep (Waterbug)
29. Various Artists - DON’T STOP: RECORDING TAP (Numero Group)
30. Sons And Daughters - This Gift (Domino)
31. Various Artists - CINNAMON GIRL: WOMEN ARTISTS COVER NEIL YOUNG FOR CHARITY (American Laundromat)
32. Destroyer - Trouble in Dreams (Merge)
33. Foals - Antidotes (Sub Pop)
34. Sixteens - Into The gold Wave Of Future Now Rip-Off! (Hungry Eye)
35. Holy Fuck - LP (Young Turks)

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