After a busy weekend, it's time for a good laugh, and of course, the charts...

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the barman.

And the charts...

1. Justice - [cross] (Vice)
2. People Like Us & Ergo Phizmiz - Perpetuum Mobile (Soleilmoon Recordings)
3. Chow Nasty - Super (Electrical) Recordings (Omega)
4. Greg Ashley - Painted Garden (Birdman)
5. Chromeo - Fancy Footwork (VICE)
6. White Stripes - Icky Thump (Warner Brothers)
7. Various Artists - ECCENTRIC SOUL: THE PRIX LABEL (Numero Group)
8. Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga (Merge)
9. Budos Band - Budos Band II (Daptone)
10. Various Artists - SUPER COOL: CALIFORNIA SOUL 2 (Luv n’ Haight)
11. Porter Wagoner - Wagonmaster (Anti-)
12. Electrelane - No Shouts, No Calls (Too Pure)
13. Arthur and Yu - In Camera (Hardly Art)
14. Polyphonic Spree - The Fragile Army (Good)
15. Gogol Bordello - Super Taranta! (Side One Dummy)
16. Various Artists - GET READY TO FLY! POP-PSYCH FROM THE NORMAN PETTY VAULTS (Big Beat)
17. Azymuth - Azimuth (Farout)
18. Battles - Mirrored (Warp)
19. Dungen - Tio Bitar (Kemado)
20. Various Artists - GOZALO! GUGALU TROPICAL (Vampisoul)
21. Rasputina - Oh Perilous World (Filthy Bonnet)
22. Digitalism - Idealism (Astralwerks)
23. Various Artists - RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE (Soul Jazz)
24. Balkan Beat Box - Nu Med (JDUB)
25. Bark Bark Bark - Haunts (Retard Disco)
26. Two Gallants - The Scenery Of Farewell (Saddle Creek)
27. Jennifer Gentle - The Midnight Room (Sub Pop)
28. Soft Machine - Volume 2 (Water)
29. Tim Armstrong - A Poets Life (Hellcat)
30. Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation (Blacksmith)
31. Long Blondes - Someone to drive you home (Rough Trade)
32. R Kelly - Double Up (Jive)
33. Jeff Buckley - So Real: Songs from Jeff Buckley (Columbia)
34. Aggrolites - Reggae Hit L.A. (Hellcat)
35. Cake - B Sides and Rarities (Upbeat)

Take me back one week in time. Take me back to the KALX weekly top 35s.