The Joke!

A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his nose, and a stalk of celery in each ear. He says, "Doctor, I'm not feeling very well." His doctor says, "Well, I think you're just not eating right."

The Charts!

1. Sugar Pie DeSanto - Go Go Power (Kent)
2. Sonic Youth - The Eternal (Matador)
3. Portland Cello Project - The Thao and Justin Power Sessions (Kill Rock Stars)
4. Saicos - S/T (Resychled)
5. Coralie Clement - Toystore (Discograph)
6. Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix (Glassnote)
7. Rubies - Explode from the Center (Telle)
8. Sunset Rubdown - Dragonslayer (Jagjaguwar)
9. Papercuts - You Can Have What You Want (Gnomonsong)
10. Camera Obscura - My Maudlin Career (4AD)
11. Shad - The old Prince (Black Box recordings)
12. Sa-Ra Creative Partners - Nuclear Evolution: The Age of Love (Ubiquity)
13. Modest Mouse - Satellite Skin (Epic)
14. Dirty Projectors - Bitte Orca (Domino)
15. Brwn Bflo - S/T (S/R)
16. Peggy Sue - Lover Gone (Yep Roc)
17. St. Vincent - Actor (4AD)
18. Tinted Windows - S/T (S-Curve)
19. Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest (Warp)
20. Naomi Shelton and the Gospel Queens - What Have You Done, My Brother? (Daptone)
21. Rancid - Let the Dominoes Fall (Epitaph)
22. Zee Avi - S/T (Brushfire)
23. Aceyalone - Aceyalone and the Lonely Ones (Decon)
24. Cowlicks - Hey, Hey We’re the Cowlicks (Tres Payasos)
25. Headless Heroes - The Silence of Love (World’s Fair)
26. Juan MacLean - The Future Will Come (DFA)
27. Crocodiles - Summer Of Hate (Fat Possum)
28. Various Artists - ARRIBA LA CUMBIA! (Crammed)
29. Deastro - Moondagger (Ghostly International)
30. Mexican Institute of Sound - Soy Sauce (Nacional)
31. Hypnotic Brass Ensemble - S/T (Honest Jons)
32. Elvis Perkins - Elvis Perkins In Dearland (XL)
33. Mochipet - Bunnies and Muffins (Daly City records)
34. Vagabond Opera - The Zeitgeist Beckons (S/R)
35. Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band - Outer South (Merge)

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